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Hey, I'm Alex and I'm 20. I like girls. I like food. America, Halo, The Beatles, Pokemon, South Park, Seinfeld, LOTR and assorted small animals/fandoms. If you like horrendous puns then follow me!








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shouldnt:

Is that Whitney Houston?

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crustpunkslamdunk:

No breakdowns

0/10

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benditlikekorra:

 

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Anonymous Asked:
How do you deal with anon hate?

My answer:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

Imagine everyone who sends you anon hate as a 12 year old superwehrolock fan who didn’t get a good breakfast and can’t find any good apps for their phone.  The neighborhood kid across the street doesn’t like them as anything more than a friend, and they are anxious about the 7th grade and what new challenges it will bring.

update


officialunitedstates:

I’m not like other guys.  I don’t compare myself to other guys.





tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

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  • Interviewer: Press: Does all the adulation from teenage girls affect you?
  • John: When I feel my head start to swell, I look at Ringo and know perfectly well we're not supermen.
  • Interviewer: How do you feel about a nightclub called Arthur, named after your hair style?
  • George: I was proud--until I saw the nightclub.
  • Interviewer: Is your wife expensive?
  • John: Quite, quite...
  • Paul: How much did she cost when you bought her?
  • John: Er, she was about fifty pounds in Nairobi.
  • George: But she was second hand, wasn't she?
  • Interviewer: Was she second hand??
  • John: How dare you!
  • Interviewer: Ringo, what started your practice of wearing four rings at once?
  • Ringo: Six got to be too heavy.
  • Interviewer: What careers would you individually have chosen had you not become entertainers?
  • Paul: I dunno. Maybe something with art in it?
  • Ringo: A hairdresser.
  • George: I had a short go at being an electrician's apprentice. But I kept blowing things up, so I got dumped.
  • John: No comment.
  • Interviewer: What is your favorite food?
  • Ringo: I'm hung up on hamburgers.
  • George: All four of us are mad about hero sandwiches.
  • Paul: I have a yen for grilled cheese sandwiches.
  • John: George and I usually wait until someone else orders, then say "I'll have that, too".
  • Interviewer: Which of you is really bald?
  • George: We're all bald. And I'm deaf and dumb.
  • Interviewer: Would you ever accept a girl in your group if she could sing, play an instrument, and wear the Beatle haircut?
  • Ringo: How tall is she?
  • Interviewer: Why don't you smile, George?
  • George: I'll hurt my lips.
  • Interviewer: Who in the world would the Beatles like to meet more than anyone else?
  • Ringo: The real Santa Claus.
  • Interviewer: What about this campaign in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?
  • Paul: We're starting a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
  • Interviewer: The French have not made up their minds about the Beatles. What do you think of them?
  • John: Oh, we like the Beatles. They're gear.
  • Interviewer: Paul, you look like my son.
  • Paul: You don't look a bit like my mother.
  • John: No more unscheduled public appearances. We've had enough. We're going to stay in our hotel except for concerts.
  • Interviewer: Won't this make you feel like caged animals?
  • John: No. We feed ourselves.
  • Interviewer: Recently there has been an article published in Rolling Stone magazine stating that Day Tripper was about a prostitute, and Norwegian Wood was about a lesbian. What was your intent when writing these songs?
  • Paul: We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians.
  • Interviewer (to George): Hi, you're not married.
  • George: No, I'm George.
  • Interviewer: Does your hair require any special attention?
  • John: Inattention is the main thing.
  • Interviewer: Don't you ever get a haircut?
  • George: I had one yesterday.
  • Ringo: You should have seen him the day before.
  • Interviewer: George, is the place you were brought up a bit like Greenwich Village?
  • George: No, more like the Bowery.
  • Interviewer: Girls rushed toward my car because it has press identification, and they thought I met you. How do you explain this phenomenon?
  • John: You're lovely to look at.
  • Interviewer: How come the Beatles, rather than 200 other groups, clicked?
  • Ringo: Sometimes I try to figure that out, too.
  • Interviewer: How come you were turned back by immigration?
  • John: We had to be deloused.
  • Interviewer: How do you feel about teenagers imitating you with Beatle wigs?
  • John: They're not imitating us because we don't wear Beatle wigs.
  • Interviewer: How do you add up success?
  • All four: Money!
  • Interviewer: What will you do when Beatlemania subsides?
  • John: Count the money.
  • Interviewer: Did you really use four letter words on the tourists in the Bahamas?
  • John: What we actually said was "Gosh".
  • Paul: We may have also said "Heavens!".
  • John: Couldn't have said that, Paul. More than four letters.
  • Interviewer: Are you wearing wigs or real hair?
  • Ringo: Hey, where's the police?
  • Paul: Take her out!
  • George: Our hair's real. What about yours, lady?

supernaturaldeansavesammy:

mustard-dont-be-silly:

basically supernatural in a nutshell

accurate

supernaturaldeansavesammy:

mustard-dont-be-silly:

basically supernatural in a nutshell

accurate

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sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

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burnedoffwings:

jennipuu:

casgotashotgun:

probablyonfire:

So when Cas pulled Dean out of hell he left a handprint on him

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so……where’s Sam’s handprint?

*whispers* it’s nowhere above the waist

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Cas

where did you grab him

someone make a fanart of cas lifting sam on his feet and struggling with the moose-weight
i will love you forever

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GUYS IT’S BEEN A YEAR AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE THEY LEFT SAM’S SOUL BEHIND

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officialunitedstates:

"EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND"  I type into my local bank’s website’s chat box.  "did you do it?" I ask the manager.  "yes" he types back.  my first electronic bank robbery is going well