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Hey, I'm Alex and I'm 20. I like girls. I like food. America, Halo, The Beatles, Pokemon, South Park, Seinfeld, LOTR and assorted small animals/fandoms. If you like horrendous puns then follow me!








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  • Interviewer: Press: Does all the adulation from teenage girls affect you?
  • John: When I feel my head start to swell, I look at Ringo and know perfectly well we're not supermen.
  • Interviewer: How do you feel about a nightclub called Arthur, named after your hair style?
  • George: I was proud--until I saw the nightclub.
  • Interviewer: Is your wife expensive?
  • John: Quite, quite...
  • Paul: How much did she cost when you bought her?
  • John: Er, she was about fifty pounds in Nairobi.
  • George: But she was second hand, wasn't she?
  • Interviewer: Was she second hand??
  • John: How dare you!
  • Interviewer: Ringo, what started your practice of wearing four rings at once?
  • Ringo: Six got to be too heavy.
  • Interviewer: What careers would you individually have chosen had you not become entertainers?
  • Paul: I dunno. Maybe something with art in it?
  • Ringo: A hairdresser.
  • George: I had a short go at being an electrician's apprentice. But I kept blowing things up, so I got dumped.
  • John: No comment.
  • Interviewer: What is your favorite food?
  • Ringo: I'm hung up on hamburgers.
  • George: All four of us are mad about hero sandwiches.
  • Paul: I have a yen for grilled cheese sandwiches.
  • John: George and I usually wait until someone else orders, then say "I'll have that, too".
  • Interviewer: Which of you is really bald?
  • George: We're all bald. And I'm deaf and dumb.
  • Interviewer: Would you ever accept a girl in your group if she could sing, play an instrument, and wear the Beatle haircut?
  • Ringo: How tall is she?
  • Interviewer: Why don't you smile, George?
  • George: I'll hurt my lips.
  • Interviewer: Who in the world would the Beatles like to meet more than anyone else?
  • Ringo: The real Santa Claus.
  • Interviewer: What about this campaign in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?
  • Paul: We're starting a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
  • Interviewer: The French have not made up their minds about the Beatles. What do you think of them?
  • John: Oh, we like the Beatles. They're gear.
  • Interviewer: Paul, you look like my son.
  • Paul: You don't look a bit like my mother.
  • John: No more unscheduled public appearances. We've had enough. We're going to stay in our hotel except for concerts.
  • Interviewer: Won't this make you feel like caged animals?
  • John: No. We feed ourselves.
  • Interviewer: Recently there has been an article published in Rolling Stone magazine stating that Day Tripper was about a prostitute, and Norwegian Wood was about a lesbian. What was your intent when writing these songs?
  • Paul: We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians.
  • Interviewer (to George): Hi, you're not married.
  • George: No, I'm George.
  • Interviewer: Does your hair require any special attention?
  • John: Inattention is the main thing.
  • Interviewer: Don't you ever get a haircut?
  • George: I had one yesterday.
  • Ringo: You should have seen him the day before.
  • Interviewer: George, is the place you were brought up a bit like Greenwich Village?
  • George: No, more like the Bowery.
  • Interviewer: Girls rushed toward my car because it has press identification, and they thought I met you. How do you explain this phenomenon?
  • John: You're lovely to look at.
  • Interviewer: How come the Beatles, rather than 200 other groups, clicked?
  • Ringo: Sometimes I try to figure that out, too.
  • Interviewer: How come you were turned back by immigration?
  • John: We had to be deloused.
  • Interviewer: How do you feel about teenagers imitating you with Beatle wigs?
  • John: They're not imitating us because we don't wear Beatle wigs.
  • Interviewer: How do you add up success?
  • All four: Money!
  • Interviewer: What will you do when Beatlemania subsides?
  • John: Count the money.
  • Interviewer: Did you really use four letter words on the tourists in the Bahamas?
  • John: What we actually said was "Gosh".
  • Paul: We may have also said "Heavens!".
  • John: Couldn't have said that, Paul. More than four letters.
  • Interviewer: Are you wearing wigs or real hair?
  • Ringo: Hey, where's the police?
  • Paul: Take her out!
  • George: Our hair's real. What about yours, lady?

supernaturaldeansavesammy:

mustard-dont-be-silly:

basically supernatural in a nutshell

accurate

supernaturaldeansavesammy:

mustard-dont-be-silly:

basically supernatural in a nutshell

accurate

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sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

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burnedoffwings:

jennipuu:

casgotashotgun:

probablyonfire:

So when Cas pulled Dean out of hell he left a handprint on him

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so……where’s Sam’s handprint?

*whispers* it’s nowhere above the waist

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Cas

where did you grab him

someone make a fanart of cas lifting sam on his feet and struggling with the moose-weight
i will love you forever

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GUYS IT’S BEEN A YEAR AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE THEY LEFT SAM’S SOUL BEHIND

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officialunitedstates:

"EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND"  I type into my local bank’s website’s chat box.  "did you do it?" I ask the manager.  "yes" he types back.  my first electronic bank robbery is going well






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itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

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somecatwoman:

With Alex. (Garsaurus)

somecatwoman:

With Alex. (Garsaurus)




offensed:

i wasn’t ready

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officialunitedstates:

not tryna start a fight or anything but I think bush was in the top 40 best presidents




uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

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