why the fuck are there tree trunks and elephant’s trunk and the trunk in the back of a car. not to mention trunks from dragonball z
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.
this kid was always my favourite.
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I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
this is beautiful
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humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
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"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"
Is it just me or did no one really talk about 9/11 this year…
tfw no gf
yes I understand it’s possible for jack bauer to go to the bathroom during only commercial breaks but STATISTICALLY SPEAKING we should have seen him do it at least once by now
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New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven
my dad’s name is steven and he’s 56 and this is honestly the most perfect fucking thing ive ever fucking seen